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You can hook up tonight if you play your cards right.
Women can get away with a free profile for a while, but men, if you are serious about hooking up, you are going to have a HARD time finding a partner unless you go for a paid membership – it’s just the way it is.
There’s a LOT of other males competing for the hot girl’s attention and you can have a BIG ADVANTAGE by going for a GOLD membership - but at least a SILVER membership – otherwise, I’d stop fooling myself and find some good porn and grab the lube and your Fleshlight and call it a night.
Here’s a few other pointers for getting a girl to respond favorably to you:
- Do not send a picture of your cock. Unless they specifically ask to see a picture of your willy, your email will end up being deleted and forgotten. The same goes for your profile pic. If you need to be discreet and don’t feel comfortable showing your face online, then a body shot is good. Unless you are have an amazing body, a shot of you in clothes is probably best – with or without your head. You can blur your face if need be.
- Be creative in your message – don’t just write – hey baby, you’re fucking hot, how bout we get together and screw each other’s brains out? Sure, maybe you aren’t shakespear, but you can at least make a little effort. Instead, look over her profile and ask about something she says to show you are really interested in her specifically. Some men use a carbon copy generic email they send to everyone and sooner or later they are caught.
- If you don’t get a response right away, don’t keep emailing them or you’ll turn them off and come across as desperate.
- You will improve your chances with profiles are paid gold or silver members [girls included]. People who are paying for their memberships are serious about getting together. Like any dating site, there are plenty of bogus spambots posing as real people but they aren’t going to get a paid membership to do it so keep that in mind.
- Pay attention to the most recent new members and those who have logged in recently. These are going to be your best bets on making a connection.
- Don’t expect them to just invite you over sight unseen or drop by your place without meeting in person in a neutral place. This is not only risky behavior, but just plain stupid. Not to say people don’t do this anyway – heck, hormones can cause you to do crazy stuff sometimes.
- Play safe… or should I say, safer. Use protection. It may not protect you 100%, but it’s better than going without. This includes oral on the girls and guys both, not just penetration.
If you do hook up, maybe you might enjoy playing with your Fleshlight AND your new sex buddy. Kink is in 
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